Fuzzy Fucking Pickles

Have you ever wondered what the real purpose of that house in Onett that the player can buy for $7500 was? Well, let's just say that camerman who usually takes photo-ops was in for a shock.

Jeff and Poo were not around for comment.

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To all my watchers...

If you were expecting me to post more Fairy Tail hentai as I announced, joke's on you. The truth is that I never really intended to do anything Fairy Tail related. Instead, I decided to have this pic done because I haven't had Kuroi do anything MOTHER/Earthbound related for around 5 months (and no, the Lucatora color doesn't count, since that was an update to an existing pic). That and I really like Ness x Paula.

That's about all. Have a nice day.

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Earthbound is (c) 1995 Nintendo
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Lucy and Lisanna: Girls Next Door (Final)

Posting this here because I felt like it deserves its own thread. That and this one, when completed, will be really long.

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Final Part: Threesome

"Natsu? What are you doing here?!"
"Uh... Luce?! What the hell is this? Why are you tied up? And why is Lisanna here?"
"God... of all the times you had to show your face... why the fuck now?!"
"Look Luce, I'm sorry! I didn't know! I'll... uh... go now."
"Look. If your house is a sty like it probably is, then you can use the couch downstairs. But don't come back in here!"
*Natsu leaves the room*
"Lucy, that was a bit harsh."
"Yeah, well. He has a history of barging in here uninvited. Let's not even try to humor him."
"Lucy... I was thinking. I know that it's your house and that he's an intruder, but I was wondering if you could invite him back up here for a threesome?"
"What?"
"Look. You've probably fantasized about doing something like that with him and another girl in the past. That and I never really interact with him."
"Hm, now that you put it like that. I may consider letting him up here. However, if we agree to this, you will have to let him tie you up. Do we have a deal?"
"As much as I don't want to be tied up or have my magic sealed again, I'll do it."

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"Natsu, can you come upstairs for a moment?"
 "What is it, Luce?"
*Natsu re-enters Lucy's bedroom.*
"Natsu, me and Lisanna talked it over, and we've come to the consensus that we should have a threesome. You in?"
"Sure. I've sometimes fantasized about doing it with two girls."
"Ok. But before we begin, I'd like you to head to that chest and grab some ropes and a sealstone collar."
"What for?"
"The condition I gave Lisanna was that she get tied up again."
"Ok." *takes some rope and a collar out of the chest and turns to Lisanna* "Alright. I'm going to tie you up. Hopefully I don't make you uncomfortable."
"I'll be fine, Natsu..."
"Great to hear. Now I need you to put your hands behind your back."
*Lisanna puts her arms behind her back in a box formation. Natsu takes some rope and ties her arms together, followed by lashing more ropes above and below her breasts. He then ties another rope around Lisanna's waist and pulls the remaining length of rope between her legs and knots it to the other end of the rope belt. He then puts the sealstone collar around her neck.*
"So, like this?"
"It's somewhat tight, but I think I'll manage."
"Wow. That's pretty good. I'm actually amazed you know a thing or two about erotic bondage. Anyways, you should probably strip down yourself."
"Cool."
*Natsu takes off all his clothes except his scarf.*
"Ok. Let's start with a little foreplay."

(And this is where I'll cut it for tonight. I'm tired, and I want to get a proper sleep. I'll post more later.)

Also, the voices:

Natsu: Voiceforge Charlie/Young Guy
Lucy: Voiceforge Princess
Lisanna: Voiceforge Kayla

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

The Defeated Knight

Last month, I made a paste in my pastebin where Erza Scarlet reacts to the stuff on my blog and tries to take me out, but I turn the tables on her and basically turn her into a bondage slut. Well, this is the picture that is supposed to go with it. Looks like she won't be getting out anytime soon.

P.S: It should also be known that Kupoexe actually didn't watch or read Fairy Tail, so I had to fill him in on a lot more details than I did with either Lyn or Lucina.

Also, one can view the paste here.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This pic was drawn by Kupoexe Magnus. His deviantart account is here. He will post a version with panties tomorrow.

And now for alts!

Blindfold:

Ballgag:

TL Note: You think you're being really fucking clever by putting this fucking rubber ball in my mouth? I swear to god, when I get free from my bonds, you're gonna fucking wish you were never born! Do you really think I enjoy being tied up?

Ballgag + Blindfold:

TL Note: I fucking hate you. I really do. Ah, fuck it. I give up. Do your worst, Mr. Smiley! Fuck my asshole as much as you want you fucking pervert! I can't even stop you anyway, so indulge in your fantasies, you fucking pig!

Lucy and Lisanna: Girls Next Door

Part 1: Selfie

Lisanna had no goddamned idea what she had gotten herself into. Apparently, she and Lucy made a bet that if Douglas Garret returned to DeviantArt, Lis would become Lucy's bitch for that day (and likewise, Lucy would become hers if he didn't return). Well, let's just say that Lisanna lost the bet.

To that end, Lisanna was told to strip naked (she was allowed to keep her footwear on), after which Lucy pulled her hands behind her back and started tying her up. After finishing with the ropework, Lucy put a sealstone collar around the take-over mage's neck and inserted a love egg into her pussy, then told her that they were going for "a walk", before pulling a trench coat over her upper body to conceal her nudity/bondage.

After walking for about 30 minutes, during which time Lis was worried as hell that someone would find out what Lucy did to her, they reached the alley where Gray and Bickslow fought. Lucy then undid Lis's coat and took a picture with her new smartphone.

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Part 2: Bath

Later on in the day, Lucy and Lisanna took a trip to the hot springs for a soothing bath. Finding a secluded spot in the pool, Lucy led her captive in and started washing her.

Lis thought to herself as Lucy was cleaning her, "It still sucks ass that I'm still tied up and can't use magic, but at least the water's warm."

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Part 3: Revenge

After their little trip through town, Lucy and Lisanna return to the former's house for dinner. Before preparing the food, Lucy untied her captive so she could eat, but promptly told her that she would be tied up again as soon as they were done.

After they finished eating, Lucy went back to her bedroom to retrieve the ropes so she could reapply Lis's bondage, only to find that the ropes weren't there. Lis then sneaks up behind Lucy, ropes in hand, and pulls the blonde haired mage's hands behind her back.

"It isn't so smart to let your guard down, Lucy-chan."

"Huh? Lis? What are you doing?"

"You really thought that I was going to let you tie me up again after that embarrassing walk? I think it's my turn to be the domme."

"Oh well, it can't be helped, I guess. Indulge yourself, Lis."

"Don't worry. We won't be going out again. But first, start taking off your clothes."

"Yes... ma'am..."

After Lucy stripped down to just her stockings, Lis starting tying her up in the same way she was tied up earlier in the day, placing the collar around her neck when she was done. Lis then climbed on Lucy's bed and spread her legs, pointing at her pussy, "Lick it".

"Huh?"

"My pussy is sore from that rope going through it earlier. I think it's only fair that you make it feel better."

"Heh... might as well get it over with."

Lucy then climbed on the bed as well, getting on her knees and applying her tongue to Lis's lower lips.

"You know, for someone who claims to not be interested in other girls, you're pretty good at this."

"Thanks. I'm kinda enjoying it too."

About 15 minutes later, a familiar face sneaks in to Lucy's house as he always does...

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Also, here are the voices for each of the characters:

Lucy: Voiceforge Princess
Lisanna: Voiceforge Kayla
Natsu: Voiceforge Charlie/Young Guy

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Final Part: Threesome

Ok, I've decided to post the final pic in its own thread. Click on this link to view it.

(Warning: may contain pork.)

And before I forget, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

One Piece V_Day 2017

Hello to all.

This image was supposed to be Douglas Garret's Valentine's Day card. However, since he decided to be a no-show for the last 5 months (presumably because he wasn't able to procure any bogus GrayLu moments to use in his posters for the last 20 chapters), this is a Valentine's Day "present" to all the LuBo shippers who probably hate both my and Warlordgab's guts.

But for those who support LuNa, enjoy this pic of Luffy and Nami having anal, while Boa is jealously watching through a window.

Credit to Rescue713/CJHammond for getting this tape gag alt done for me, and to NotAnArtistTad for defusing Hitori Artist and potentially getting me unbanned. No credit to Douglas Garret and other LuNa haters.

EDIT: I gave this commission a color job. Enjoy. (For those who want to see the original sketch commissions, they will be posted on my Dropbox later).

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One Piece is (c) 1997 Eiichiro Oda.
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

And now for the alt that Rescue had made:

Fourth Gens The Charm

Ever wonder what Red had been doing the last ten years since the events of RBY? Well, besides the time that Ethan fought him in the Silver Cave?

This is one possible interpretation of what he had been doing between the events of GSC and S/M. Or something to that effect. Red isn't exactly a talkative fellow.

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Pokemon is (c) 1996 Game Freak
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

ITT I Play Hector Hard Mode (part 26)

Chapter 30: Great Lord Hector

Units Deployed:
Hector, Legault

New Units:
n/a

Chapter Summary:
Not a terribly hard map.

The main challenge behind this map is that the player can only bring one unit besides Hector. Ideally, the player would either want to bring a mounted unit to assist Hector in getting to the gate, or a lower leveled unit to help them catch up on levels.

However, there are 2 items that are held by enemies that can only be obtained by stealing them, so it may be prudent to bring a thief. However, this will also necessarily mean that Hector will have to take the brunt of the offense on this map, as neither Matthew nor Legault have good combat parameters at this point in the game, especially when one considers that the majority of enemies on this map are armored.

The other key feature on this map are the holes that dot many of the walls. Any unit that stands within 3 tiles of one of these holes will not only take damage, but will also become poisoned for 5 turns. Normally, poison isn't such a big deal, but due to the tight deployment on this map, it can really wear one's units down, especially if a staff user wasn't the second unit chosen.

The goal of this map is to kill Kaim and claim the space he's standing on. However, killing Kaim is easier said than done, as Hector can only 4HKO him with his strongest accessible weapon and he himself is 3HKO'd by Kaim's 35 attack Tomahawk.

Lastly, the player can neither deploy the convoy nor Oswin on this map.

Turn By Turn Analysis:
Turn 1: Legault kills the thief (he needed to proc a KE crit to do so). Hector kills an armor.
EP: Leggy chips the armor that was next to the thief he killed. Hector gets his elixir stolen. He and the thief both get poisoned.

Turn 2: Leggy and Hector both head north.
EP: 2 knights and the thief die on Hector. Leggy kills the armor he chipped last EP.

Turn 3: Hector and Leggy continue north, the former killing a mage.
EP: Hector chips the speedwing mage (he would've killed if not for his hand axe breaking).

Turn 4: Leggy steals the speedwing. Hector moves west and kills one of the axereaver armors.
EP: Hector gets attacked by the speedwing mage.

Turn 5: Hector equips a new hand axe and uses his elixir. Leggy heads for the wolf beil chest.
EP: Hector kills both mages and chips the second reaver armor.

Turn 6: Hector continues west, using his elixir again. Leggy opens the wolf beil chest.
EP: Hector kills the steel blade merc and the swordreaver fighter.

Turn 7: Hector continues west, using his third elixir use.
EP: The 3 mages near Kaim attack Hector and all die. Leggy gets attacked by an armor.

Turn 8: Hector attacks Kaim, critting him. Leggy kills the armor that attacked him.
EP: Hector kills Kaim. Leggy gets attacked by a third armor.

Turn 9: Hector seizes.

Turns Taken: 9/208

Ending Thoughts:
Hector = best lord in FE7, period. Really, his only real flaw at this point is that he has 5 movement when everyone else has at least 6.

Speaking of Hector, don't forget to check out this new image of him anal fucking Lyn.

And if it means anything, Leggy is promoting next map, since there's basically nothing of value left to steal. That and he needs Lethality to kill anything these days.

Lastly, Ninian is no longer available for use at this point. Instead, her brother Nils will be joining the posse. Nils is basically the same unit as Ninian anyway, right down to the stats.

Unit Stats:
Name       Level   HP SM SK SP LK DF RS CN Weapon Level
Hector     20/ 3   43 22 21 16 11 22 10 15 Swd D/Axe A
Eliwood    20/ 3   43 22 19 22 18 13 11  9 Swd A/Lnc D
Lyn        20/ 5   47 20 24 24 21 12 12  6 Swd A/Bow C
Nils       13/--   25  0  0 25 24  9 14  4 --
Oswin      18/10   50 25 20 12 10 30 20 16 Lnc A/Axe S
Bartre     15/ 4   48 23 16 15  7 17  4 15 Axe S/Bow E
Priscilla   7/ 0   20 10  8 10 10  3  9  4 Stf B
Sain       15/ 4   37 22 10 18  9 15  6  9 Swd B/Lnc A/Axe C
Florina    13/ 6   31 15 21 23 18  9 13  5 Swd E/Lnc S
Raven      15/ 8   50 25 23 26 10 16  6  9 Swd S/Axe B
Lucius     13/ 7   30 22 13 19  6  7 23  7 Lgt S/Stf A
Canas      15/11   46 27 18 21 14 14 24  8 Drk S/Stf A
Legault    17/ 0   32 11 16 20 14 11  7  9 Swd C
Heath      15/10   52 27 22 20 11 25  8 10 Swd B/Lnc S
Pent       --/ 9   35 20 21 18 16 12 18  8 Anm S/Stf A
Louise     --/ 6   29 14 15 19 16  9 12  6 Bow A

Supports: Hector x Lyn A, Eliwood x Ninian A, Raven x Lucius B, Pent x Louise A

Swag List:
Speedwing
Wolf Beil
Steel blade
Tomahawk

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Have a nice day.