New Pork Cosplay Party

It's Halloween in New Pork City, and Lucas decided to piss away around 2500 DP to buy a replica of the masked man's uniform. After returning to the apartment where he and his friends were staying at, Kuma noticed him coming in nearly immediately, and thinking he was the real masked man, attacked him.

About 5 minutes later, when Lucas set the record straight by removing his helmet, Kuma convinced him to do some role play with her. To that end, she took out a briefcase containing some rope and duct tape, and told Lucas he could use her body in any way he saw fit for that night.

Duster was not around for comment.

EDIT: Had this bad boy colored, and added the masked man's background to it. I should also note that I may eventually get a pic where Paula is getting her ass fucked by Ness.

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MOTHER 3 is (c) 2006 Nintendo
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

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Roy x Lilina S Support

Ever wonder why there weren't any S support conversations in the GBA Fire Emblem games? Well, this may be one reason why. This was obviously before Intelligent Systems had to tone down their content considerably.

Either way, I'm pretty sure Lilina is enjoying it. She does love anal, after all.

UPDATE: In light of my re-accessing of color commissions from Kuroi Hoshi, I decided to send him a remake of this pic as an entry for his Sunday livestreams, then had it colored during the week. My original intention was to have this pic done by Hoshi in the first place, but because I didn't have a Patreon pledge at the time, I had to have it done by Lanza. The original commission done by Lanza can be found at this link.

Also, no credit to anyone who thinks that Lilina is a bad unit or that Lugh is better than her. That goes double for you, dondon151 and Mekkah!

Fire Emblem is (c) 1990 Intelligent Systems
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
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566 Million Beri Jackpot

I decided to do something different this week since all I've been posting for the past two months was Fairy Tail related smut. Now, I also read a lot of One Piece, and the one pairing that stuck out for me was LuNa. So, naturally, I wanted to at some point commission a pic of Luffy and Nami fucking.

And I'm going to be quite honest. I have absolutely no idea how Nami convinced Luffy to have sex with her, let alone tie her up first, given how utterly dense he is. Either way, Luffy eventually ends up getting distracted by hunger and grabs a piece of sea king meat from Sanji's kitchen to munch on while he continues to fuck his navigator.

And Douglas, if you ever come across this pic, LuBo is dead and that's a Capital Final. While Oda had said in an earlier SBS that he had no intention of putting pairings in his manga, if he were to retract on that (and I think he eventually will), it's clear as day that he supports, or at least approves of LuNa. If you need proof, go watch Strong World or Golden Island. And also go read the Arlong and Skypiea arcs again. And I also doubt it's coincidental that Nami and Rouge look very similar (go read Warlordgab's theory on the matter). Compare this to LuBo, where Luffy flat out says to Hancock that he doesn't want to marry her.

The title is a reference to the bounty system in One Piece, with 566 being the sum of Luffy and Nami's current bounties.

EDIT: I am going to have this colored next month, now that I have a $5 subscription to Kuroi's Patreon.  So... yeah. Now you get to see Nami getting her ass fucked in full color.

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One Piece is (c) 1997 Eiichiro Oda
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
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The Princess and The Dragon

The title of this submission is a reference to the Princess and the Frog. Though, in this case, Natsu has draconic properties, so I altered the title to something more fitting.

Once again, Mashima doesn't disappoint. Two weeks ago, he sent GrayLu crashing down to the bottom of the cesspool of crack pairings with the reveal that Juvia was still alive. And now, he has set up E.N.D's introduction with the reveal that Natsu's tumor isn't some ordinary tumor. And that can only mean one thing: more NaLu. So, to celebrate, I decided to commission another hentai pic, this time, with NaLu.

Also, I promised ZN-Lover that I would have something commissioned for him as a birthday present. So, even though I'm a week late, happy fucking birthday, Douglas.

As for the pic itself, not really much to say, other than Natsu and Lucy having some hot anal after the war, and she's loving every second of it. And for whatever reason that even I can't fathom, Lucy even let him tie her up for that night.

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And once again, ZN, your pairing is dead, and that is a Capital Final. Hiro Mashima is the author of Fairy Tail, not you. You can't dictate who Mashima pairs with who. And Mashima basically confirmed NaLu in multiple interviews, including revealing the name of their child should they ever have one. And no amount of GrayLu, NaLi, LoLu, NaZa, or NaWen spam is going to change that.

ICYMI: NaLu is (basically) canon. GrayLu and NaLi are dead. Deal with it. Game fucking over.

EDIT: I will be sending this pic back to Kuroi Hoshi so it can get a color job next month when my Patreon payment comes in. So for those who want to see a NaLu anal pic in full color, this will be a treat! By the way, anyone wanting to obtain color commissions from Kuroi will need to pledge at least $5 to him on his Patreon each month.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This work was created by Kuroi Hoshi. Join him on his livestream every Sunday at 5pm EST/2 pm PST and you could get a pic just like this one.

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Ice-Cold Rainy Passion

Well, we never thought we'd get this far, Fairy Tail fans. But here we are, on Chapter 500. And what better way to celebrate this momentous benchmark by commissioning a Gruvia hentai pic? It's especially fitting considering that Mashima drove the final nail in GrayLu's coffin in the last chapter (and, really. GrayLu had it coming. It's an illegitimate pairing fueled by high octane delusion and promoted as "semi-canon" by flamethrowers like ZN-Lover), while also revealing that Juvia survived her suicide attempt in the latest chapter. It also helps that Gray said previously that if Juvia wakes up, he would take her feelings seriously.

As for the pic itself, nothing much to say. Gray and Juvia are having anal sex, and Juvia is loving every second of it. Gray even decided to increase Juvia's arousal by tying her up, blindfolding her, and placing a magic suppression collar around her neck. Originally, Juvia was also tape gagged, but Gray eventually removed her gag so they could share a kiss.

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ZN-Lover, if you stumble across this pic and read this bulletin, the charade is over. Your pairing is dead and that's a Capital Final. And no amount of GrayLu spam is going to change that.

ICYMI: Gruvia is canon. GrayLu is dead. Deal with it. Game Over.

Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was drawn by Kuroi Hoshi. View his shit here.

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ITT I Play Hector Hard Mode (part 14)

Chapter 20: Darin's Last Stand

Units Deployed:
Hector, Eliwood, Lyn, Raven, Oswin, Bartre, Canas, Lucius, Priscilla, Florina, Sain, Matthew

New Units:

Legault (Lv12 Thief)
Bases: 29 HP/9 str/13 skl/17 spd/10 lck/9 def/3 res/9 con Swd C
Growths: 60 HP/25 str/45 skl/60 spd/60 lck/25 def/25 res
Supports: Matthew, Isadora, Heath, Nino, Jaffar

Summary: Take Matthew, have him join 14 maps later with competent bases, and Legault is the result. While he isn't a total wuss at combat, it's still best to only field him when there's loot to be obtained on that map. One can only do so much with a thief.

Chapter Summary:
I don't know about anyone else, but I think this is a pretty tough map. The layout of the map is designed to waste the player's time, particularly if one is trying to recruit Legault in a timely fashion. The corridor leading up to the throne is one tile wide in many places and two tiles wide at max, making it fairly hard to break through the group of cavaliers and nomads that will inevitably clog up the space. The cavaliers have 28-29 HP and 7-8 def with 7-9 AS while the nomads have 22-25 HP and 5-6 def with 9-11 AS, so most units will have issues ORKOing them.

One can obtain some pretty good items here, between the stuff in the chest and the items in the secret shoppe. However, while the chests are fairly trivial to obtain, the two secret shoppes are too out of the way to visit, and I can only get the VIP card on the final turn at the earliest.

Darin is somewhat hard to kill thanks to a meaty 38/16/14 bulk coupled with his throne bonuses. Thankfully, his class makes him really weak to armor killing weapons, so if Hector has uses remaining on the wolf beil, use it! Eliwood and Lyn can also use their prfs, but they are far weaker and less bulky than Hector is.

Turn By Turn Analysis:
Turn 1: Priscilla unlocks the door to the center building, allowing Raven to enter the room and kill the archer. Matt opens the door to the brave bow building, allowing Bartre to kill the archer there. Lyn and Eliwood help take down an armor knight.
EP: Eliwood kills another knight, and dodges a mage. Canas chips the killer bow archer.

Turn 2: Raven chips at the wall with his hand axe. Lucius kills the mage that attacked Eli. Sain and Eli take out the cavalier blocking Hector and Oswin's way while Matt grabs the brave bow. Canas kills the archer.
EP: Hector chips Cameron. A couple of nomads suicide themselves on Raven while the rest of the enemies go towards the corridor.

Turn 3: Bartre kills the knight that attacked Sain previously. Hector chips Cameron, allowing Eli to kill him. Lyn takes out the cav while Oswin kills the nomad. Raven kills the mercenary that spawned last turn.
EP: Oswin kills one of the remaining cavaliers, but fails to kill the others because the troubadour decided to move in the dead cav's spot.

Turn 4: Eliwood kills the troubadour after Sain opened the door and Oswin went inside. Hector, Lyn, and Florina help take out the last of the cavaliers.
EP: Bartre takes out two of the reinforcements. Canas chips one of the archer reinforcements. Oswin kills two knights and chips two fighters. Raven opens the door, at which point, I have Priscilla pick him up.

Turn 5: Priscilla unlocks the door, at which point, I drop Raven. Canas kills the archer he weakened previously.
EP: Raven takes out the four dark mages next to Darin. Canas and Bartre kill more reinforcements.

Turn 6: Raven engages Darin. Lucius chips the merc. Matt grabs the Luna chest.
EP: Raven and Darin trade blows. The merc reinforcement dies on Lucius, as do the fighter and archer reinforcements on Canas.

Turn 7: Eliwood kills Darin. Lyn recruits Legault, who then steals the VIP card. Matt grabs the blue gem chest. Bartre, Oswin, Florina, Lucius, and Sain finish off some scrubs. Hector seizes.

Turns Taken: 7/103

Ending Thoughts:
The good news is that Eliwood's level deficit has been lessened thanks to a couple of boss kills. The bad news is that he still has a deficit.

Also, Lv2 Oswin with B axes lol. Behold the power of the devil axe. But seriously, don't use it. 1 time out of 5 or so, it'll backfire and the user will only hurt himself. I've seen videos of people killing themselves using the devil axe on a wall.

Bartre, Canas, Lucius, Florina, and Sain are really shaping up quite nicely. Bet I'll be able to promote them soon.

Matthew is getting absolutely nowhere. He's the same level as Legault and yet has worse stats in every parameter except speed, and he only wins that by 1 (if we're taking con into account, Leggy has better AS anyway). So, yeah. Matt isn't getting fielded after this map, but his earlier contributions will not be forgotten.

Unit Levels:
Name       Level   HP SM SK SP LK DF RS CN Weapon Level
Hector     16/ 0   34 18 13 11  9 20  4 13 Axe A
Eliwood    11/ 0   28 12 12 14 12  9  4  7 Swd B
Lyn        16/ 0   36 13 18 20 15  5  5  5 Swd A
Matthew    12/ 0   26  8  7 18  9  4  2  7 Swd C
Serra       5/ 0   19  5  6 11  9  2  8  4 Stf B
Oswin      18/ 2   42 22 16  9  7 23 14 16 Lnc A/Axe B
Bartre     13/ 0   40 18 12 13  6 12  1 13 Axe B
Priscilla   6/ 0   19  9  8  9  9  3  8  4 Stf B
Sain       14/ 0   32 18  8 14  8 12  4  9 Swd C/Lnc B
Florina    11/ 0   23 10 16 18 14  6 10  4 Lnc B 
Raven      15/ 2   44 21 21 23  9 14  5  9 Swd A/Axe D
Lucius     11/ 0   23 14  8 15  3  2 14  6 Lgt C
Canas      14/ 0   26 15 12 12 10  7 12  7 Drk A
Legault    12/ 0   28  9 14 17 10  9  4  9 Swd C 

Supports:
Hector x Lyn C

Swag List:
Brave bow
Luna
Blue gem
Celestial ring
Barrier
VIP card
Killer bow

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ITT I Play Hector Hard Mode (part 13)

Chapter 19xx: Secret Missing Chapter of Fire Emblem

Units Deployed:
Hector, Lyn, Raven , Lucius, Canas, Bartre, Priscilla

New Units:
None

Chapter Summary:
This is another fog of war map, so bring your torches and the like. Also, if one unlocks this chapter, this is the first map where the player encounters status staves, in this case, a troubadour carrying a sleep staff. At this point in the game, it isn't possible to obtain a restore staff, presumably because most players won't even reach this map in the first place.

The main reason one would consider going to this map, besides for plot reasons, is that the swag that can be obtained on this map is fairly good. In particular, there's a chest in the southeast corner of the map that contains a dracoshield and an Eclipse, but the thieves naturally start closer than the player to these chests, and if the player tries to intercept the thieves by heading down the corridor to the south, he is just asking for a unit to be killed, no doubt thanks to the 23 attack steel bow sniper, as well as a host of other 2 range enemies. On the other hand, the chest containing the talisman isn't under any direct threat from the thieves for a while. Which is probably a good thing, because these thieves are actually kind of hard to ORKO due to the highest leveled ones having 20 AS.

The boss is a druid carrying a siege tome; however, Teodor is a lot less menacing than Aion was, largely due to Eclipse having an atrocious hit rate. However, he is a monster at close range, packing 29 attack hitting resistance with his Nosferatu book, which also has the side effect of healing him.

Fun fact: The title of this segment is a reference to a series of YouTube videos made by the Barney Bunch using TTS software that claim to be a deleted episode of a random TV show and depict the characters engaging in explicit homosexual activity.

Turn By Turn Analysis:
Turn 1: Raven kills a thief with Lucius's help. Priscilla unlocks the door, allowing Hector and Lyn to pass through. The rest of my army follows suit.
EP: Lyn and Lucius each kill a knight. Priscilla gets hit by the ballista. Raven dodges a sleep staff and gets attacked by a mage.

Turn 2: Hector kills the troubadour. Canas chips the mage that attacked Raven. Raven uses his hero crest.
EP:  Lyn kills another knight. Matt dodges a mage while Canas kills the mage he chipped previously and gets his potion stolen by a thief.

Turn 3: Bartre kills the mage that attacked Matt. Canas and Lucius team up against the thief. Hector kills the ridersbane armor. Priscilla picks up Lucius, who then gets dropped closer to Hector and Lyn's position by Raven.
EP: Lyn gets attacked by 2 knights and a mage. Priscilla gets hit by another ballista hit.

Turn 4: Lucius and Bartre kill the two armors. Canas kills the ballista archer. Raven takes out the mage.
EP: Teodor attacks Lyn with his Eclipse. Two wyvern riders also attack Lyn. An enemy thief steals Matt's torch.

Turn 5: Matt and Canas team up on a thief. Lucius and Raven kill the wyvern riders while Hector and Lyn remove the E thief and archer, respectively.
EP: More eclipse shenanigans.

Turn 6: Matt steals the dracoshield, before being picked up by Priscilla. Hector engages the boss. Lucius and Canas kill the two thieves.
EP: Hector and Teodor trade blows.

Turn 7: Lyn chips Teodor, allowing Bartre to kill him.
EP: lol.

Turn 8: Matt grabs the talisman from the chest. Canas kills the knight inside the corridor. Hector seizes.

Turns Taken: 8/96

Ending Thoughts:
Raven is ridiculous.

No, seriously. He basically turns the entire midgame into a fucking joke. For starters, he can ORKO just about every unpromoted generic enemy for the next 7 or so maps with a hand axe, and his 43 HP/14 def bulk makes him only 5-6HKO'd at worst by even the strongest physical enemy units at this point in the game. I suppose his only weakness at this point is magic, and even that is mitigated by the fact that unpromoted magic users suck. For starters, monks in Chapter 21 have up to 12 atk, which only 7HKOs Raven. Mages and dark mages fare a little bit better, being able to muster a 4-5HKO against him, depending on what weapon they're using as well as fluctuations in their magic. However, promoted magic users are really threatening to him, with sages in Genesis packing 28 atk Elfires that 2HKO him, for instance.

Unit Levels:
Name       Level   HP SM SK SP LK DF RS CN Weapon Level
Hector     15/ 0   33 18 12 10  9 19  3 13 Axe A
Eliwood     8/ 0   25 10 11 12 10  8  4  7 Swd B
Lyn        15/ 0   35 13 18 19 14  5  5  5 Swd A
Matthew    12/ 0   26  8  7 18  9  4  2  7 Swd C
Serra       5/ 0   19  5  6 11  9  2  8  4 Stf B
Oswin      18/ 2   42 22 16  9  7 23 14 16 Lnc A/Axe D
Bartre     12/ 0   39 17 11 12  6 11  1 13 Axe B
Priscilla   6/ 0   19  9  8  9  9  3  8  4 Stf B
Sain       13/ 0   31 17  8 13  8 12  4  9 Swd C/Lnc B
Florina    10/ 0   22  9 15 17 13  6  9  4 Lnc C 
Raven      15/ 1   43 20 20 22  7 14  5  9 Swd A/Axe E
Lucius     10/ 0   22 13  8 14  3  2 13  6 Lgt C
Canas      13/ 0   25 15 12 11 10  7 11  7 Drk B

Supports:
Hector x Lyn C

Swag List:
Dracoshield
Talisman
Eclipse

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