The Princess and the Dragon (2017 Version)

With only 4 chapters to go before Fairy Tail ends, I thought it would be a good time to start writing eulogies for the pairings that are clearly crack/dead. Alongside the image above is the obituary I wrote for NaLi:

NaLi was a crack pairing between FT mages Natsu Dragneel and Lisanna Strauss. This pairing came about after an omake was released relatively early on, where Natsu and Lisanna, in a childhood flashback, found an egg on the road and raised it together, becoming close friends in the process, with Lis even going so far as to (jokingly) propose to Natsu. However, this pairing was not meant to be, as 4 years after this event, an accident involving a botched take-over on Elfman's part occurred which resulted in Lisanna's supposed death.

With that in mind, you'd expect Lisanna to try to make up for lost time with Natsu after returning from Edolas? That was probably some fucking wishful thinking right there, because Lisanna barely interacted with Natsu after the first timeskip (well, outside of Chapter 367, but they didn't have much of a choice in the matter, as I'll get to in the next paragraph). Hell, during the Tenrou arc, Lisanna told Lucy to "stay close to Natsu", right before the fight with Precht (a.k.a Master Hades), which can be interpreted as Lis realizing that Natsu had moved on and she should probably do the same.

Which brings us to the infamous jail scene from Chapter 367. Despite being promoted by flamethrowers like Douglas Garret (a.k.a ZN-Lover), this scene is not a legitimate NaLi moment. How in fuck hell can it be, given the context? Let's think about this. Natsu and Lisanna were trapped in a dungeon, both stripped of their pride and chained up like Ringling Bros elephants. Not just that, but they had other priorities. Natsu in particular stormed Tartaros with the intent of busting out Erza and Mira, while Lis was worried as hell about Elfman. Then there was the whole issue with FACE potentially wiping out all magic. In short, escaping and saving the world were top priority in this situation. And as for Natsu's so-called "pervert reaction face", he was obviously shocked that Lisanna had been stripped and chained up the same way as him. Not because he was aroused by her naked body or any other asinine reason that Douglas gives. Compare this to whenever Natsu sees Lucy naked. He simply goes quiet and stares at her, with a telltale blush. This kind of reaction shows attraction, not what Natsu displayed in that cell.

TL;DR? NaLu is canon. NaLi is dead. Deal with it. Game Over.

The voice recording of this eulogy can be found here.

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Besides that, feel free to enjoy this pic of Natsu fucking Lucy in the ass.

You might remember how my previous Lanza commissions were vector colors, but since I was sitting on a ton of money, I decided to pay $10 extra for a smooth color. Well worth it.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This image was created by Sketch Lanza. Go here and here to view his shit.

Have a nice day.

A Fiery Threesome

This is a pic that is essentially a re-do of a pic that I had originally submitted to Lanza on WHentai. I didn't quite like how the first pic came out, so I had another artist do a do-over of the pic. I decided to even include bondage in the pic, because I like seeing girls get tied up.

Also, this pic was coincidentally made the day before Lucina's birthday. So, she can consider this her birthday present, I guess.

Note: Hey guys. James here. This is going to be my last update for a while, at least as far as hentai pics are concerned. Four days ago, I got really impatient with Kuroi, and said stuff I probably shouldn't have said. For that, he banned me from his chat. I'm currently trying to mend bridges and potentially get unbanned, but it seems that he doesn't want me around in my current state. So, in light of that, I'm going to spend the next several weeks or so working to deal with my lack of impulse control (which I have issues with IRL as well).

So, yeah. While it sucks ass to get banned, it at the same time made me realize that I need to fix these problems or I'm really going to have issues later down the road. And Kuroi, if you ever read this, I just want to let you know that I am really sorry for my actions, and that if you ever do unban me, I will commit to keeping my impulses under control (and if I break this promise, feel free to have Picarto delete my account).

Also, if you want to contact me, chat me up on either Skype or Discord (my Skype username is darkandroid125 and my Discord username is LordSmiley).

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Fire Emblem is (c) 1990 Intelligent Systems
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

Fuzzy Fucking Pickles

Have you ever wondered what the real purpose of that house in Onett that the player can buy for $7500 was? Well, let's just say that camerman who usually takes photo-ops was in for a shock.

Jeff and Poo were not around for comment.

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To all my watchers...

If you were expecting me to post more Fairy Tail hentai as I announced, joke's on you. The truth is that I never really intended to do anything Fairy Tail related. Instead, I decided to have this pic done because I haven't had Kuroi do anything MOTHER/Earthbound related for around 5 months (and no, the Lucatora color doesn't count, since that was an update to an existing pic). That and I really like Ness x Paula.

That's about all. Have a nice day.

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Earthbound is (c) 1995 Nintendo
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Lucy and Lisanna: Girls Next Door (Final)

Posting this here because I felt like it deserves its own thread. That and this one, when completed, will be really long.

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Final Part: Threesome

"Natsu? What are you doing here?!"
"Uh... Luce?! What the hell is this? Why are you tied up? And why is Lisanna here?"
"God... of all the times you had to show your face... why the fuck now?!"
"Look Luce, I'm sorry! I didn't know! I'll... uh... go now."
"Look. If your house is a sty like it probably is, then you can use the couch downstairs. But don't come back in here!"
*Natsu leaves the room*
"Lucy, that was a bit harsh."
"Yeah, well. He has a history of barging in here uninvited. Let's not even try to humor him."
"Lucy... I was thinking. I know that it's your house and that he's an intruder, but I was wondering if you could invite him back up here for a threesome?"
"What?"
"Look. You've probably fantasized about doing something like that with him and another girl in the past. That and I never really interact with him."
"Hm, now that you put it like that. I may consider letting him up here. However, if we agree to this, you will have to let him tie you up. Do we have a deal?"
"As much as I don't want to be tied up or have my magic sealed again, I'll do it."

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"Natsu, can you come upstairs for a moment?"
 "What is it, Luce?"
*Natsu re-enters Lucy's bedroom.*
"Natsu, me and Lisanna talked it over, and we've come to the consensus that we should have a threesome. You in?"
"Sure. I've sometimes fantasized about doing it with two girls."
"Ok. But before we begin, I'd like you to head to that chest and grab some ropes and a sealstone collar."
"What for?"
"The condition I gave Lisanna was that she get tied up again."
"Ok." *takes some rope and a collar out of the chest and turns to Lisanna* "Alright. I'm going to tie you up. Hopefully I don't make you uncomfortable."
"I'll be fine, Natsu..."
"Great to hear. Now I need you to put your hands behind your back."
*Lisanna puts her arms behind her back in a box formation. Natsu takes some rope and ties her arms together, followed by lashing more ropes above and below her breasts. He then ties another rope around Lisanna's waist and pulls the remaining length of rope between her legs and knots it to the other end of the rope belt. He then puts the sealstone collar around her neck.*
"So, like this?"
"It's somewhat tight, but I think I'll manage."
"Wow. That's pretty good. I'm actually amazed you know a thing or two about erotic bondage. Anyways, you should probably strip down yourself."
"Cool."
*Natsu takes off all his clothes except his scarf.*
"Ok. Let's start with a little foreplay."

(And this is where I'll cut it for tonight. I'm tired, and I want to get a proper sleep. I'll post more later.)

Also, the voices:

Natsu: Voiceforge Charlie/Young Guy
Lucy: Voiceforge Princess
Lisanna: Voiceforge Kayla

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

The Defeated Knight

Last month, I made a paste in my pastebin where Erza Scarlet reacts to the stuff on my blog and tries to take me out, but I turn the tables on her and basically turn her into a bondage slut. Well, this is the picture that is supposed to go with it. Looks like she won't be getting out anytime soon.

P.S: It should also be known that Kupoexe actually didn't watch or read Fairy Tail, so I had to fill him in on a lot more details than I did with either Lyn or Lucina.

Also, one can view the paste here.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This pic was drawn by Kupoexe Magnus. His deviantart account is here. He will post a version with panties tomorrow.

And now for alts!

Blindfold:

Ballgag:

TL Note: You think you're being really fucking clever by putting this fucking rubber ball in my mouth? I swear to god, when I get free from my bonds, you're gonna fucking wish you were never born! Do you really think I enjoy being tied up?

Ballgag + Blindfold:

TL Note: I fucking hate you. I really do. Ah, fuck it. I give up. Do your worst, Mr. Smiley! Fuck my asshole as much as you want you fucking pervert! I can't even stop you anyway, so indulge in your fantasies, you fucking pig!

Lucy and Lisanna: Girls Next Door

Part 1: Selfie

Lisanna had no goddamned idea what she had gotten herself into. Apparently, she and Lucy made a bet that if Douglas Garret returned to DeviantArt, Lis would become Lucy's bitch for that day (and likewise, Lucy would become hers if he didn't return). Well, let's just say that Lisanna lost the bet.

To that end, Lisanna was told to strip naked (she was allowed to keep her footwear on), after which Lucy pulled her hands behind her back and started tying her up. After finishing with the ropework, Lucy put a sealstone collar around the take-over mage's neck and inserted a love egg into her pussy, then told her that they were going for "a walk", before pulling a trench coat over her upper body to conceal her nudity/bondage.

After walking for about 30 minutes, during which time Lis was worried as hell that someone would find out what Lucy did to her, they reached the alley where Gray and Bickslow fought. Lucy then undid Lis's coat and took a picture with her new smartphone.

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Part 2: Bath

Later on in the day, Lucy and Lisanna took a trip to the hot springs for a soothing bath. Finding a secluded spot in the pool, Lucy led her captive in and started washing her.

Lis thought to herself as Lucy was cleaning her, "It still sucks ass that I'm still tied up and can't use magic, but at least the water's warm."

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Part 3: Revenge

After their little trip through town, Lucy and Lisanna return to the former's house for dinner. Before preparing the food, Lucy untied her captive so she could eat, but promptly told her that she would be tied up again as soon as they were done.

After they finished eating, Lucy went back to her bedroom to retrieve the ropes so she could reapply Lis's bondage, only to find that the ropes weren't there. Lis then sneaks up behind Lucy, ropes in hand, and pulls the blonde haired mage's hands behind her back.

"It isn't so smart to let your guard down, Lucy-chan."

"Huh? Lis? What are you doing?"

"You really thought that I was going to let you tie me up again after that embarrassing walk? I think it's my turn to be the domme."

"Oh well, it can't be helped, I guess. Indulge yourself, Lis."

"Don't worry. We won't be going out again. But first, start taking off your clothes."

"Yes... ma'am..."

After Lucy stripped down to just her stockings, Lis starting tying her up in the same way she was tied up earlier in the day, placing the collar around her neck when she was done. Lis then climbed on Lucy's bed and spread her legs, pointing at her pussy, "Lick it".

"Huh?"

"My pussy is sore from that rope going through it earlier. I think it's only fair that you make it feel better."

"Heh... might as well get it over with."

Lucy then climbed on the bed as well, getting on her knees and applying her tongue to Lis's lower lips.

"You know, for someone who claims to not be interested in other girls, you're pretty good at this."

"Thanks. I'm kinda enjoying it too."

About 15 minutes later, a familiar face sneaks in to Lucy's house as he always does...

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Also, here are the voices for each of the characters:

Lucy: Voiceforge Princess
Lisanna: Voiceforge Kayla
Natsu: Voiceforge Charlie/Young Guy

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Final Part: Threesome

Ok, I've decided to post the final pic in its own thread. Click on this link to view it.

(Warning: may contain pork.)

And before I forget, Happy Valentine's Day.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

One Piece V_Day 2017

Hello to all.

This image was supposed to be Douglas Garret's Valentine's Day card. However, since he decided to be a no-show for the last 5 months (presumably because he wasn't able to procure any bogus GrayLu moments to use in his posters for the last 20 chapters), this is a Valentine's Day "present" to all the LuBo shippers who probably hate both my and Warlordgab's guts.

But for those who support LuNa, enjoy this pic of Luffy and Nami having anal, while Boa is jealously watching through a window.

Credit to Rescue713/CJHammond for getting this tape gag alt done for me, and to NotAnArtistTad for defusing Hitori Artist and potentially getting me unbanned. No credit to Douglas Garret and other LuNa haters.

EDIT: I gave this commission a color job. Enjoy. (For those who want to see the original sketch commissions, they will be posted on my Dropbox later).

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One Piece is (c) 1997 Eiichiro Oda.
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

And now for the alt that Rescue had made: