Fairy Tail Halloween 2017

Hey guys. Sorry if this is two days late, but I wanted to do something for Halloween, and what better way to celebrate the occasion by taking two characters from one franchise and dressing them up as two characters from another franchise.

Since NaLu had won a plurality (almost a majority) of the votes in the Halloween poll, I decided to have them featured in this pic, dressed as Link and Linebeck from The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. Link and Linebeck costumes were chosen because I liked the interactions between the two characters in the game, so... this was my way of putting them into a pic without actually doing so, since both me and Hoshi detest yaoi/GiD.

No credit to Douglas Garret and other GrayLu shippers.

Also, feels go great to get a Hoshi commission again now that I have a $20 pledge to him. Check him out if you want, but note that you won't find me there because I'm permanently banned.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006-2017 Hiro Mashima
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

A Royal Threesome

Hello to all.

Ever wonder what Xander and his siblings would've done to Corrin had they actually managed to pry her away from her Hoshidian siblings in Birthright? This is one possible interpretation.

Elise and Leo were not around for comment.

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For anyone who plays Fire Emblem Heroes and wants to add me as a friend there, my friend ID is 9884851032.

And once again, I'm on Discord if you want to friend me there. My username there is LordSmiley and my user tag is #9800.

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Fire Emblem is (c) 1990 Intelligent Systems.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This image was created by Sketch Lanza. Go here and here to view his shit.

Have a nice day.

Ice-Cold Rainy Passion Redux

Well, it finally happened. Fairy Tail's last chapter came out a few days ago, and not only has NaLu been heavily implied to be canon, Gruvia is now 100% confirmed to be canon as well. With that, GrayLu is now 100% confirmed to be dead, and I thought it would be a good idea to write an eulogy for it.

GrayLu was a crack pairing between FT mages Gray Fullbuster and Lucy Heartfilia. I honestly have no fucking idea how this pairing came to be, but my guess is that a deluded fangirl saw a panel of Gray and Lucy standing next to each other, thought they looked cute together, and started creating fanart of them.

Unfortunately, two characters looking good together does not a legitimate pairing make. There also needs to be a foundation that a romantic relationship could exist between the two characters, and GrayLu is sorely lacking in this. Even NaLi had a foundation in the form of the childhood flashbacks, even though the foundation was built on quicksand. GrayLu doesn't even have that, as Mashima gave them no emotional development even in the earlier chapters, and the interactions they do have can be interpreted as a friendship moment at best.

When compared to the development that Gruvia received, GrayLu doesn't begin to compare. Not even close. Like... the closest thing we get to anything resembling a romantic GrayLu moment is a fucking head pat, and even then, it doesn't develop their relationship beyond a simple friendship. Meanwhile, Gruvia received immensely powerful emotional development over the course of 500+ chapters. Let's think about this. If Gray didn't have feelings for Juvia, then why were they able to perform a perfect unison raid on the first attempt? Or why was it that Juvia was the first person that Gray went to for comfort after Silver's death? If Gray disliked Juvia, then why did he consent to living with her under the same roof for six fucking months? Also, recall that Gray went apeshit after Juvia "killed" herself in order to escape a life chain that Invel put on them. And finally, in the very last chapter, Gray finally admitted that he wanted Juvia's body, and that he was ok with her starting a relationship with him.

Most of the arguments that flamethrowers like ZN-Lover used to defend their pairing were already asinine to begin with, but by the GMG arc, it was pretty clear that their pairing was being fueled by high octane delusion. One common argument I've seen GrayLu shippers use is that Juvia imagines Gray and Lucy hitting on one another. About that... while it is true that she had those fantasies, one must remember that those "moments" were in another character's head, and therefore don't count. Another favorite argument these clowns use is that Gray and Lucy fight together. So fucking what? Fighting together isn't grounds for romance and even if it was, Natsu and Lucy fought together at least three times as often, and they were even called "the strongest team" by their guildmates due to their compatibility. And those are just the two most commonly used arguments. Another user named AhmedGreat2005 created a list of reasons of why Gray and Lucy are compatible, and while it has long since been deleted, most of the reasons he came up with were false, had nothing to do with romance, or both. Among the reasons he posted was that Gray and Lucy both have stalkers. On top of not being grounds for romance, it is ironic that this clown would use that as an argument, seeing as Gray's "stalker" is the only love interest he has.

Regardless, I'm actually glad that Gruvia has been 100% confirmed to be canon, so any delusions of GrayLu having a chance can finally be put to rest once and for all. And with that, there's only one thing to say: Checkmate.

TL;DR? Gruvia is canon. GrayLu is dead. Deal with it. Game Over.

Voice recorded version can be found here.

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Besides that, enjoy the pic. When Gray said he wanted Juvia's body, this is how I interpreted that line. Seriously, I can totally imagine them doing this after Team Natsu gets back from searching for Aquarius's key.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This image was created by Sketch Lanza. Go here and here to view his shit.

Have a nice day.

The Princess and the Dragon (2017 Version)

With only 4 chapters to go before Fairy Tail ends, I thought it would be a good time to start writing eulogies for the pairings that are clearly crack/dead. Alongside the image above is the obituary I wrote for NaLi:

NaLi was a crack pairing between FT mages Natsu Dragneel and Lisanna Strauss. This pairing came about after an omake was released relatively early on, where Natsu and Lisanna, in a childhood flashback, found an egg on the road and raised it together, becoming close friends in the process, with Lis even going so far as to (jokingly) propose to Natsu. However, this pairing was not meant to be, as 4 years after this event, an accident involving a botched take-over on Elfman's part occurred which resulted in Lisanna's supposed death.

With that in mind, you'd expect Lisanna to try to make up for lost time with Natsu after returning from Edolas? That was probably some fucking wishful thinking right there, because Lisanna barely interacted with Natsu after the first timeskip (well, outside of Chapter 367, but they didn't have much of a choice in the matter, as I'll get to in the next paragraph). Hell, during the Tenrou arc, Lisanna told Lucy to "stay close to Natsu", right before the fight with Precht (a.k.a Master Hades), which can be interpreted as Lis realizing that Natsu had moved on and she should probably do the same.

Which brings us to the infamous jail scene from Chapter 367. Despite being promoted by flamethrowers like Douglas Garret (a.k.a ZN-Lover), this scene is not a legitimate NaLi moment. How in fuck hell can it be, given the context? Let's think about this. Natsu and Lisanna were trapped in a dungeon, both stripped of their pride and chained up like Ringling Bros elephants. Not just that, but they had other priorities. Natsu in particular stormed Tartaros with the intent of busting out Erza and Mira, while Lis was worried as hell about Elfman. Then there was the whole issue with FACE potentially wiping out all magic. In short, escaping and saving the world were top priority in this situation. And as for Natsu's so-called "pervert reaction face", he was obviously shocked that Lisanna had been stripped and chained up the same way as him. Not because he was aroused by her naked body or any other asinine reason that Douglas gives. Compare this to whenever Natsu sees Lucy naked. He simply goes quiet and stares at her, with a telltale blush. This kind of reaction shows attraction, not what Natsu displayed in that cell.

TL;DR? NaLu is canon. NaLi is dead. Deal with it. Game Over.

The voice recording of this eulogy can be found here.

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Besides that, feel free to enjoy this pic of Natsu fucking Lucy in the ass.

You might remember how my previous Lanza commissions were vector colors, but since I was sitting on a ton of money, I decided to pay $10 extra for a smooth color. Well worth it.

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima.
All unit(s) are Lv18 or above.
This image was created by Sketch Lanza. Go here and here to view his shit.

Have a nice day.

A Fiery Threesome

This is a pic that is essentially a re-do of a pic that I had originally submitted to Lanza on WHentai. I didn't quite like how the first pic came out, so I had another artist do a do-over of the pic. I decided to even include bondage in the pic, because I like seeing girls get tied up.

Also, this pic was coincidentally made the day before Lucina's birthday. So, she can consider this her birthday present, I guess.

Note: Hey guys. James here. This is going to be my last update for a while, at least as far as hentai pics are concerned. Four days ago, I got really impatient with Kuroi, and said stuff I probably shouldn't have said. For that, he banned me from his chat. I'm currently trying to mend bridges and potentially get unbanned, but it seems that he doesn't want me around in my current state. So, in light of that, I'm going to spend the next several weeks or so working to deal with my lack of impulse control (which I have issues with IRL as well).

So, yeah. While it sucks ass to get banned, it at the same time made me realize that I need to fix these problems or I'm really going to have issues later down the road. And Kuroi, if you ever read this, I just want to let you know that I am really sorry for my actions, and that if you ever do unban me, I will commit to keeping my impulses under control (and if I break this promise, feel free to have Picarto delete my account).

Also, if you want to contact me, chat me up on either Skype or Discord (my Skype username is darkandroid125 and my Discord username is LordSmiley).

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Fire Emblem is (c) 1990 Intelligent Systems
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.

Fuzzy Fucking Pickles

Have you ever wondered what the real purpose of that house in Onett that the player can buy for $7500 was? Well, let's just say that camerman who usually takes photo-ops was in for a shock.

Jeff and Poo were not around for comment.

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To all my watchers...

If you were expecting me to post more Fairy Tail hentai as I announced, joke's on you. The truth is that I never really intended to do anything Fairy Tail related. Instead, I decided to have this pic done because I haven't had Kuroi do anything MOTHER/Earthbound related for around 5 months (and no, the Lucatora color doesn't count, since that was an update to an existing pic). That and I really like Ness x Paula.

That's about all. Have a nice day.

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Earthbound is (c) 1995 Nintendo
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Lucy and Lisanna: Girls Next Door (Final)

Posting this here because I felt like it deserves its own thread. That and this one, when completed, will be really long.

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Final Part: Threesome

"Natsu? What are you doing here?!"
"Uh... Luce?! What the hell is this? Why are you tied up? And why is Lisanna here?"
"God... of all the times you had to show your face... why the fuck now?!"
"Look Luce, I'm sorry! I didn't know! I'll... uh... go now."
"Look. If your house is a sty like it probably is, then you can use the couch downstairs. But don't come back in here!"
*Natsu leaves the room*
"Lucy, that was a bit harsh."
"Yeah, well. He has a history of barging in here uninvited. Let's not even try to humor him."
"Lucy... I was thinking. I know that it's your house and that he's an intruder, but I was wondering if you could invite him back up here for a threesome?"
"What?"
"Look. You've probably fantasized about doing something like that with him and another girl in the past. That and I never really interact with him."
"Hm, now that you put it like that. I may consider letting him up here. However, if we agree to this, you will have to let him tie you up. Do we have a deal?"
"As much as I don't want to be tied up or have my magic sealed again, I'll do it."

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"Natsu, can you come upstairs for a moment?"
 "What is it, Luce?"
*Natsu re-enters Lucy's bedroom.*
"Natsu, me and Lisanna talked it over, and we've come to the consensus that we should have a threesome. You in?"
"Sure. I've sometimes fantasized about doing it with two girls."
"Ok. But before we begin, I'd like you to head to that chest and grab some ropes and a sealstone collar."
"What for?"
"The condition I gave Lisanna was that she get tied up again."
"Ok." *takes some rope and a collar out of the chest and turns to Lisanna* "Alright. I'm going to tie you up. Hopefully I don't make you uncomfortable."
"I'll be fine, Natsu..."
"Great to hear. Now I need you to put your hands behind your back."
*Lisanna puts her arms behind her back in a box formation. Natsu takes some rope and ties her arms together, followed by lashing more ropes above and below her breasts. He then ties another rope around Lisanna's waist and pulls the remaining length of rope between her legs and knots it to the other end of the rope belt. He then puts the sealstone collar around her neck.*
"So, like this?"
"It's somewhat tight, but I think I'll manage."
"Wow. That's pretty good. I'm actually amazed you know a thing or two about erotic bondage. Anyways, you should probably strip down yourself."
"Cool."
*Natsu takes off all his clothes except his scarf.*
"Ok. Let's start with a little foreplay."

(And this is where I'll cut it for tonight. I'm tired, and I want to get a proper sleep. I'll post more later.)

Also, the voices:

Natsu: Voiceforge Charlie/Young Guy
Lucy: Voiceforge Princess
Lisanna: Voiceforge Kayla

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Fairy Tail is (c) 2006 Hiro Mashima
All unit(s) are Lv18 and above.
This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.