Ice-Cold Rainy Christmas 2018

Hello to all.

Since Douglas Garret (a.k.a ZN-Lover) is busy decking the halls of DeviantArt with his bullshit propaganda (how he can still sell GrayLu as a competitive pairing when Gruvia is canon is beyond me...) and acting like a Grinch towards NaLu and Gruvia shippers, I figured I may as well spread some joy to help distract people from his Grinchy behavior. So, as a gift from me to you, here's a parody of the famous Christmas song, "Silent Night":

Silent Night, Holy Night!
Gruvia's future is bright...
Man of ice, woman of water...
Their union couldn't be hotter...
And thus the fandom rejoiced!
And thus the fandom rejoiced!

Silent Night, Holy Night!
GrayLu trolls shake at the sight...
Gray confessed to Juvia...
And the fandom sang Alleluia!
And thus Gruvia was canon!
And thus Gruvia was canon!

Silent Night, Holy Night!
ZN couldn't dim their light...
No matter how much he tried...
GrayLu would still be dead...
And thus the fandom rejoiced!
And thus the fandom rejoiced!

With all that out of the way, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Happy Kwanzaa to everyone in the NaLu and Gruvia shipping community! I hope this awesome pic of Gray and Juvia having anal sex is to your liking!

And to Douglas Garret, Merry Fucking Christmas! This is your "present" for not only posting your usual bullshit this month, but doing so when Gruvia was confirmed irrefutably to be canon. I hope you like your "gift". And yes, I will have more rants ready for you in the new year, so stay tuned for those.

Have fun, be safe, and don't drink and drive!

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This pic was made by Kuroi Hoshi. Go here to view his stuff and here to watch his livestream.

Have a nice day.